theworstthingsforsale:

I don’t know who Vera Bradley is, but her purses have killed more boners than “Forever Lazy.” This lady is flying unmanned drones into Bonerstan and laying waste. I’m not saying that regular purses chub me out, but let’s face it, if someone is carrying one of these, they’ve either got pictures of their grandchildren inside or it’s stuffed full of Activia.

theworstthingsforsale:

I don’t know who Vera Bradley is, but her purses have killed more boners than “Forever Lazy.” This lady is flying unmanned drones into Bonerstan and laying waste. I’m not saying that regular purses chub me out, but let’s face it, if someone is carrying one of these, they’ve either got pictures of their grandchildren inside or it’s stuffed full of Activia.